© St. Petersburg Times, published January 12, 2003
SUNDAY
Could Bucs and Parcells work a trade?
Think Jon Gruden wouldn't mind throwing Dallas the damn Keyshawn?
De la Hoya considers tuneup for Mosley
Pssst, Oscar. Here's an idea for a tuneup: Winky Wright. If you need his number, drop us an e-mail, ya big scaredy-cat.
Murray, Carter elected to Hall of Fame
Forget whether they deserved it or not. We're still trying to figure out who the moron was who voted for Danny Tartabull ... oh, and Rick Honeycutt ... and Mark Davis. Mark Davis?
PGA season set to begin without Woods
As if golf hasn't gotten easy enough with the new equipment and wider courses, now the PGA plans to cut down the trees? Ridiculous! What's next? No more water? Boarding up the sand traps? Taking out ... oh, wait ... that's Tiger Woods? Uhhhhh, never mind.
Vikings name O'Leary defensive coordinator
How could Minnesota resist a resume that includes two Heisman trophies, seven NFL MVP awards and six Super Bowl trophies. How did Notre Dame ever let this guy get away?
Foreman fights way into Boxing Hall of Fame
Second-greatest moment of life, he says, behind induction into Obnoxious Infomercial Hall of Fame.