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Q: Your wife, Amanda, is an aspiring country singer; what kind of singer are you?
A: Not quite as good as she is. I'm a great shower singer, though. She may say differently. Usually country, or whatever I just heard on the radio. Q: What's the most unusual thing we'd find in your wallet?
A: Money. She usually has it all.
Q: If you weren't playing baseball . . . ?A: I'd probably have gone to law school and be an attorney.
Q: Favorite late-night snack?A: Peanut butter. Creamy. Peter Pan. Reduced fat.
Q: Do you have a personal land speed record for the trip over the Skyway to your Bradenton home?A: No. If I told you yes, there might be some FHP waiting for me.