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Word for Word

To dance, perchance to hokey poke

By JOHN BARRY, Deputy Floridian Editor
Published October 16, 2003

The Washington Post Style Invitational contest asked readers to submit "instructions" for something (anything), written in the style of a famous person. The winning entry, by Jeff Brechlin of Potomac Falls, Md., was The Hokey Pokey as written by W. Shakespeare.

- JOHN BARRY, deputy Floridian editor

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within

Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.

Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:

Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.

Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,

A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.

To spin! A wilde release from Heaven's yoke.

Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.

The Hoke, the poke - banish now thy doubt

Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.


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