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Who says all that candy
Isn't good for children?
Four months after Halloween
It turns to penicillin.
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Terrible. We know.
Please help us out - enter Floridian's First (But Probably Not Annual, We'll Let You Know Next Year) Halloween Poetry Contest.
To enter, send us a poem - no longer than four lines - on a Halloween theme. The poems should rhyme, more or less. They should be clever.
Send poems by regular mail to WHAT RHYMES WITH PUMPKIN?, Floridian, St. Petersburg Times, P.O. Box 1121, St. Petersburg, FL 33731. Or by e-mail to features@sptimes.com Please include What Rhymes With Pumpkin? in the subject line. Send the poems as text messages only. No attachments!
THIS IS IMPORTANT: Tell us your name, phone number and the city in which you live. The deadline for submissions is Tuesday.
We'll publish the best submissions on Halloween and give prizes of dubious value to the winners.