We know you have goofy Christmas pictures in your photo album. We were in your house just the other day, and we saw them. Please send them to us.
You could win a (editor's note: virtually worthless) prize!
Here's how to enter Floridian's Regrettable Christmas Picture Contest:
Send us up to three pictures. They should be funny. They should be unfortunate. They should have been taken on Christmas Day or at a Christmas celebration. If your picture requires an explanation, please include one. Please tell us your name, the city you live in and your phone number. Your deadline is Monday.
We will publish our favorite snapshots on Christmas morning.
TO ENTER BY REGULAR MAIL: Send your pictures to Regrettable Christmas Picture Contest, Floridian, St. Petersburg Times, P.O. Box 1121, St. Petersburg, Fla., 33731. If you want your picture returned, include a self-addressed envelope. We'll pay the postage.
TO ENTER BY E-MAIL: Send large, high-resolution scans 200 dpi, for those of you who know what that means to mike@sptimes.com Please write "Picture Contest" in the e-mail's subject line.