Xtremely annoying: trite words of 2003
By Associated Press
Published January 1, 2004
Calling all metrosexuals: Get rid of that bling-bling - or at least find another word for it.
In its annual compilation of language irritants, Lake Superior State University singled out 17 words and phrases that it says ought to be banned as overused, trite, euphemistic or just plain inaccurate. The losers were chosen by a university committee from more than 5,000 nominations from around the world.
"Metrosexual" topped the list. Coined in 1994 by British journalist Mark Simpson, the term refers to urban, usually heterosexual men with a keen interest in fashion, shopping and elaborate grooming.
But to Bob Forrest of Tempe, Ariz., one of many to nominate the term for banishment, it "sounds like someone who only has sex downtown or on the subway."
Fred Bernardin of Arlington, Mass., asked, "Aren't there enough words to describe men who spend too much time in front of the mirror?"
As for "punked" - or "punk'd," as the MTV prank show spells it - the committee defined it as "bamboozled, duped, flimflammed, hornswoggled."
"Bling-bling," a term for flashy jewelry or other luxury goods, made its way into the mainstream from rap music. Said Todd Facklas of Chicago: "Yes, your mom might say it. Nothing could kill the mystique of a word faster."
The war in Iraq also produced a few entries on the list.
"I'm just waiting on "Shock and Awe Laundry Soap' or maybe "Shock and Awe Pool Cleaner,' " said Joe Reynolds of Conroe, Texas.
Sault Ste. Marie, Mich.-based Lake Superior State has been compiling its "List of Words Banished from the Queen's English for Mis-Use, Over-Use and General Uselessness" since 1976 to draw publicity to the small academic outpost.
Past lists have lamented such words as "chad" (2001), "paradigm" (1994), "baby boomers" (1989) and "detente" (1976).
Enough already
The 2004 list of words that should be banished for "misuse, overuse and general uselessness," according to Lake Superior State University:
- Metrosexual: An urban male who pays a great deal of attention to appearance.
- X: As in X-Files, Xtreme, Windows XP and X-Box.
- Punked: To dupe, popularized by the MTV show Punk'd.
- Place stamp here: Printed on return envelopes.
- Companion animals: Also known as pets.
- Bling or bling-bling: Flashy jewelry.
- LOL: E-mail speak for "laugh out loud."
- Embedded journalist.
- Smoking gun.
- Shock and awe.
- Captured alive.
- Shots rang out.
- Ripped from the headlines.
- Sweat like a pig: The problem is pigs don't sweat.
- In harm's way.
- Hand-crafted latte.
- Sanitary landfill: Also known as a dump.
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