Some excerpts from the new "College Prowler" guidebook to the University of Florida:
By Times Staff Writer
Published February 3, 2004
On academics: "The faculty is kind of like the springtime in Florida - you can have really nice weather in one case, and a horrible disaster the next."
On the opposite sex: "There is something for everyone! There are the amazingly hot guys & girls: Greeks, the jocks, the freaks, the hicks, the dorks, you name it. It's here."
On the drug scene: "If you want them, I'm sure you can find whatever you want. If you want to stay away from them, you have no problem doing that. Just like any college town ..."