THE COMEDY-FARCE "NO SEX, PLEASE, WE'RE BRITISH' continues through Aug. 14 at the Show Palace Dinner Theatre, 16128 U.S. 19, Hudson. Shows are at 8 p.m. Fridays and Saturdays, 1:30 p.m. some Wednesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, and 3 p.m. Sundays. Doors open two hours before each show for cash bar and included buffet. Dinner and show, $41; show only, $29.95; ages 12 and younger, $23.45 and $18.45, all plus tax and tip. Call 863-7949 in west Pasco; toll-free elsewhere at 1-888-655-7469.
IRA LEVIN'S PLAY "DEATHTRAP' continues weekends through July 31 at the Tarpon Springs Performing Arts Center, 324 Pine St., Tarpon Springs. Shows are at 8 p.m. Fridays and Saturdays, 2 p.m. Sundays. Admission is $15; $13 center members or students. Call (727) 942-5605.
"ONCE ON THIS ISLAND JR.' will be performed at 6 p.m. Saturday at the Eleanor Dempsey Performing Arts Center at Bishop McLaughlin Catholic High School, 13652 Hays Road, Hudson. The performers are participants in the "Broadway Theater Experience" workshop at John Leggio's Center for the Performing Arts and made the costumes, sets and props. The musical is a shortened version of the Broadway fable about a young girl's love for a plantation owner's son. Admission is $10. Call (352) 683-8395.
THE FILM "BOMBIES' will be shown at 6 p.m. Monday at the New Port Richey Public Library, 5939 Main St., New Port Richey. From 1964 to 1973, the United States dropped more than 2-million tons of bombs on Laos as part of a secret air war campaign. The film shows that villagers, including children, still are being killed or maimed when they set off heretofore undetonated cluster bombs. The film will be followed by discussion. Admission is free. Refreshments will be served.
A TEA PARTY FOR LITTLE GIRLS AND THEIR DOLLS will be held at 2 p.m. Saturday at Doll Essentials, 5752 Main St., New Port Richey, next to the Cameo Antique Mall. Girls of all ages are invited. There will be door prizes. Admission is free. For reservations, call owner Suzanne Hazelbaker at 848-1727.
VISUAL ARTS
"FRAGILE FLORIDA: WATERCOLOR PAINTINGS BY TAYLOR IKIN' continues through Sept. 11 at Leepa-Rattner Museum of Art, 600 Klosterman Road, Tarpon Springs (a quarter mile west of U.S. 19). The paintings are of environmentally protected lands. Hours are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Saturdays; 10 a.m. to 9 p.m. Thursdays (admission $5 adults, $4 seniors; free to children and students); and 1 to 5 p.m. Sundays (admission free).
"ART ANNUAL 2005' continues through Sept. 2 at Pasco Arts Council's art center, 5744 Moog Road, Holiday. Hours are 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Mondays through Saturdays. Admission is free.
PROGRESS ENERGY ART GALLERY continues La Femme ... A Change of Consciousness, a tribute in visual art and words to women and women's bodies, through July 30. Hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Tuesdays through Fridays and 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Saturdays. The gallery is at 6231 Grand Blvd., New Port Richey. Admission is free.
BIRD LOVER JERRI SOLICITO exhibits works she has created from bird feathers arranged on canvas through Aug. 31 in the Upstairs Gallery at Pasco Arts Council's art center, 5744 Moog Road, Holiday. Also in the exhibit are watercolors, oils and charcoals done by Leonard Solicito. Most of the works are for sale. Hours are 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Mondays through Saturdays.
A WORKSHOP IN EGG TEMPERA PAINTING will be led by Gainor Roberts from 9:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. Aug. 20 and 21 at Pasco Arts Council's art center, 5744 Moog Road, Holiday. The fee, including materials, is $160; enrollment is limited. Call 845-7322.
CURTAIN CALLS
STAGE WEST COMMUNITY PLAYHOUSE's youth theater wing will hold auditions for the musical Bugsy Malone, Jr., at 7 p.m. July 29 and 10 a.m. July 30 at the theater, 8390 Forest Oaks Blvd., Spring Hill. Roles are available for those between ages 6 and 17. Those who audition should prepare a song and bring sheet music. An accompanist will be provided. Director-choreographer Wahnita Dow will teach those who audition a short dance. Production dates are Oct. 13-16 and 21-23 in the Forum.