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He said, she said, who said?
By SHARON FINK
Published September 30, 2005
This month's celebrity quote quiz.
1. "It isn't as fruity and weird as most people think. I'm not in some doctor's office and they hypnotize me and all of a sudden I'm dancing on a table singing Tiffany."
a) Britney Spears, with her unique perspective on childbirth.
b) Jennifer Love Hewitt, describing research she did for her new talking-to-the-dead TV show, Ghost Whisperer.
c) Fergie, of the Black Eyed Peas, a fan of hypnotherapy for balancing life's chaos.
2. "We're very sexy, very fabulous, hot flashes and all."
a) Demi Moore, toasting herself and new husband Ashton Kutcher at their wedding reception.
b) S. Epatha Merkerson, 52-year-old Emmy winner, campaigning for parts for all 50-somethings.
c) Cameron Diaz, 33, promoting her new movie, In Her Shoes, and co-stars Toni Collette, 32, and Shirley MacLaine, 71.
3. "I intend to live to 100 and go down in history."
a) Keith Richards
b) Dennis Hopper
c) Kate Moss
4. "I should have been dead 10 times over. . . . It's an absolute miracle that I'm still around."
a) Keith Richards
b) Dennis Hopper
c) Kate Moss
5. "It was like stuff I would normally buy and believe."
a) Kenny Chesney, who would have loved all the speculation about why Renee Zellweger cited fraud in filing for an annulment if he wasn't her husband.
b) Dave Chappelle, weirded out by stories that he left his TV show because of mental or drug problems.
c) Lindsay Lohan, who enjoys catty weight-loss gossip about her rivals but not herself.
6. "I'm not much of a friend, and I'm utterly unreliable in most respects."
a) David Gray, morose singer-songwriter.
b) Brad Pitt, overheard in a Vancouver grocery store.
c) Reese Witherspoon, citing two things that can never be said about her.
7. "That's like asking a woman in the midst of a caesarean if she wants to have another child."
a) Stephenie LaGrossa, recalling when, having just been kicked out of the previous Survivor, she was asked to come back for the current one.
b) Evangeline Lilly, Lost's Kate, asked if she'd like to do another sci-fi/action TV show.
c) Liev Schreiber, asked if he's ready to direct again after spending half of this year editing his directorial debut, Everything is Illuminated, while starring on Broadway in Glengarry Glen Ross.
8. "They seem to have forgotten where they came from. Actually, let me rephrase that: Four of those guys were the coolest ever. One of them is just in his own world. And I'll leave it at that."
a) Felicity Huffman, claiming that the male actors on Desperate Housewives are the problem, not the females.
b) Doug Robb, Hoobastank singer, on touring with Velvet Revolver.
c) Jodie Foster, discussing a certain group of (unnamed) directors she has worked with.
9. "Thank heavens for that double standard."
a) Julian McMahon, Dr. Troy of graphic-in-every-way Nip/Tuck, grateful that his show is on cable TV and not broadcast.
b) Tyra Banks, able to dedicate a PR-grabbing episode of her new talk show to her breasts by calling it scientific research.
c) James Spader, asked why ample-figured male actors like himself are called sexy and females are told to starve themselves.
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ANSWERS: 1,c; 2,b; 3,a; 4,b; 5,b; 6,a; 7,c; 8,b; 9,c.
Sharon Fink can be reached at 727 893-8525 or fink@sptimes.com
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