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By HOWARD TROXLER
Published May 1, 2007
We're here with our old friend and cliche expert I.M. Hackneyed to discuss the final week of the Florida Legislature's 2007 regular session.
Q: Dr. H, welcome back. Would you agree that legislators are rushing to meet their deadline for adjournment?
A: Indeed. Our lawmakers, or solons, are hard pressed, under the gun, working overtime and racing to beat the ...
A: You have struck the proverbial nail on the head.
Q: What is the main issue?
A: Property tax reform. The citizens cry out for relief. They clamor. The House and Senate are deadlocked, at odds, in a standoff or stalemate. Neither side will blink, or budge.
A: The Senate tax plan does not go far enough. It is a Band-Aid approach. The House goes too far with a risky scheme to swap out property taxes for sales taxes. Local governments decry draconian cuts.
Q: What does the governor say?
A: He is optimistic.
Q: But what happens if lawmakers cannot ...
A: Strike a deal, achieve consensus, hammer out a compromise? They threaten to go into overtime at a cost to taxpayers of $40, 000 a day.
Q: Isn't that figure of $40, 000 a day a fiction that has been cited by cliche-ridden journalists such as me?
A: I am a cliche expert, not an accountant. The governor may call, summon or slate a special session. He will flex his leadership muscles so he can declare victory for the people. After all, they are the boss.
Q: What about other issues?
A: Other issues lurk in the background but are overshadowed. Lawmakers must pass a $70-billion budget.
Q: Aren't you required to say something else there?
A: Excuse me. The budget is the only thing the Legislature is required to pass under the Constitution.
Q: What else?
A: Election reform. Big phone companies. No-fault auto insurance. House Bill 7203. Much more.
Q: What about elections?
A: A bill to replace Florida's touch screen voting machines has been weighed down with amendments. It has become that type of bill known as a ...
Q: A locomotive, choo-choo, iron horse?
A: No. I will think of it in a sec. Also, there is a bill to let phone companies sell video with less local regulation.
Q: Does that involve a term involving fruit to describe not serving all neighborhoods?
A: Yes. Cherry-picking.
Q: What is House Bill 7203?
A: The development industry welcomes, or, if you will, heralds it. Environmentalists denounce it as a license.
Q: A license for what?
A: Rampant or unrestricted growth. The bill exempts Pinellas County and the city of Tampa, along with other places, from state review.
A: The stated reason is that they do such a good job of managing growth already.
Q: Isn't that kind of ironic?
A: Again, I deal in cliches. My associate, Ms. Morissette, is the irony specialist.
Q: What should citizens do during this final week?
A: Hope. Pray. Call or e-mail to make their voices heard.
Q: Does that really work?
A: Hope springs eternal. Only time will tell.
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