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Pepper spray is last word
A couple argues and she sprays him while he's driving, deputies say. She's in jail.
By THOMAS LAKE
Published July 26, 2007
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Janine Marie Kelly, 25, is charged with domestic battery.
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PORT RICHEY - Humans survived the last several millennia through hunting and gathering, adaptation to habitat and generally heeding the self-preservation instinct. This instinct warned your ancestors to avoid many things, including black water and wounded rattlesnakes, and in recent years it has expanded to advise you against blinding your driver with pepper spray while your car rolls through public streets.
But this instinct bows to free will.
Especially with a nudge from alcohol.
Witness the tale of Janine Marie Kelly, relayed here from Pasco County Sheriff's Office reports. She was riding home with her boyfriend about 11:30 p.m. Tuesday when she seems to have lost her temper.
After interviewing both of them, a deputy was given to understand they had been at a friend's house, and she'd had a few drinks.
Kelly is 25. Her occupation is listed as "Dial America."
She began to yell, the reports say.
Her boyfriend, 26-year-old Brian Ditalma, said the diatribe touched all Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Money, Children, Deception and Relationship Status. Then came the chemical warfare.
Ditalma's account makes it sound as if the attack was unprovoked. Kelly told the deputy that Ditalma pushed her while he was driving and she pulled a pepper-spray canister from her purse, reports say.
They were near the intersection of Stone Road and Harvey Lane in the Holiday Hill subdivision just east of U.S. 19. She sprayed him in the face, reports say.
Pepper spray, or oleoresin capsicum, is 600 times hotter than cayenne pepper, according to several published reports. He was in pain, driving nearly blind.
According to the Sheriff's Office, here's what happened next:
He slowed the car to a crawl.
She opened her door.
And she fell to the pavement.
There are at least three explanations for how this happened.
He says she jumped out.
She says he pushed her out.
An independent witness says that he hit a bump and she fell out.
Regardless, no one was seriously injured. The arrest report makes no mention of a crash, suggesting that Ditalma managed to stop the car without further incident. Kelly, of 8917 Harvey Lane, Port Richey, was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of domestic battery and held without bail Wednesday at the Land O'Lakes jail.
According to the incident report, the independent witness said, "Daddy hit a bump and Mommy fell out."
The independent witness is 6 years old.
Ditalma and Kelly have been together 10 years. Their two children were in the car with them. And if it appears that she took leave of her maternal instinct as well as that of self-preservation, this is the reason she gave for opening the car door.
She wanted to spare the children from the fumes.
Thomas Lake can be reached at tlake@sptimes.com or toll-free at 1-800-333-7505, ext. 6245.
[Last modified July 25, 2007, 22:02:31]
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by James
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09/06/07 11:28 AM
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Maybe there is some domestic violence in that family that needs to be looked at.
www.personalprotectionzone.com
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by flaman
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07/28/07 09:31 AM
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The writing is so over the top, that it's pathetic. Are there no editors working to ensure tighter, more appropriate news content?
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by PJ
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07/27/07 03:47 PM
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The 4 Horsemen.....Priceless!
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by Linda
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07/27/07 02:51 PM
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The fact that Carl Hiassen reads your column and seeks your help speaks for itself. Can't wait for the next book.
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by RevJoe
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07/27/07 02:41 PM
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Nice writing except for the lede, which is overwritten. Next time, kill the long, over-the-top first graf. But easy to read stuff about a quirky cops story.
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by fg
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07/27/07 10:01 AM
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The "four Horseman" analogy left me in stitches!! very entertaining article.
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by Jeff
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07/27/07 08:34 AM
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This may be the most poorly written article I've ever seen.
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by Curious
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07/26/07 10:38 PM
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Well, Lake certainly seems to have spiced up a police report with a lot of imagination. Too bad he didn't actually talk to anyone.
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by Hiassen
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07/26/07 07:59 PM
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Tom, can you put me in touch with these folks, I need some help with my next book and they seem like they might fit in,
CH
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by Scorcha
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07/26/07 06:05 PM
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Like several other people have said, you deserve a raise. Wonderful writing!
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by Galius
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07/26/07 05:55 PM
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Brilliant writing. Tom, you deserve a raise. Bravo!
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by justthinking
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07/26/07 04:42 PM
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What a great example they are setting for their children! Drunks raising children - mothers without a shred of maternal instinct - no wonder the 7th graders I teach have no concept of empathy or the ability to understand that there ARE consequences!
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by jason
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07/26/07 03:23 PM
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What kind of lame reporting is this? The whole first paragraph is really pathetic.
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by erin
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07/26/07 01:13 PM
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http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2957650
It's nearly impossible to please these folks. Nice job.
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by Jeff
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07/26/07 11:47 AM
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Man, give Thomas Lake a raise. Very well written, and hilarious. "Four Horsemen of the Domestic Disturbance" - that's just classic!
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by Scott
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07/26/07 11:31 AM
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I want to praise and congratulate you for your superb writing and journalism in a world where a 5th grader's field trip report looks more professional than most "professional" journalism. You inspire hope where others have failed. Thank you.
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by Patrick
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07/26/07 11:02 AM
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An excellently written article! A pleasure to read, sad to believe it actually happened! :)
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by Nuri
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07/26/07 11:00 AM
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What a brilliantly sarcastic column. Is it any wonder why there is a Florida Category on Fark.com?
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by Dave
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07/26/07 10:56 AM
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Thomas Lake, your writing style is horrible for a journalistic article. "Witness the tale"??? this is hacky, schlocky, crap.
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by Kym
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07/26/07 10:36 AM
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Sounds as if the children need to be spared from Mommy! She should have been charged with Child endangerment . She put everyone in that car at risk when she sprayed that stuff!
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by Lew
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07/26/07 10:31 AM
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if these children are left to grow up in this way,surely it won't be their last taste of pepper spray!!
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by Michael
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07/26/07 09:56 AM
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I have to say this is some of the Best Writing I have ever seen. Thomas Bravo.
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by Joseph
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07/26/07 09:50 AM
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brilliantly written, my hat off to you.
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by Karen
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07/26/07 09:49 AM
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Mr. Lake, your article is a masterpiece!
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