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Big, round and mysterious

The Cleveland Street makeover includes 12 big deals.

By MIKE DONILA, Times Staff Writer
Published November 30, 2007


This is one of the 12 2,000-pound concrete spheres that decorate medians in Cleveland Street as part of the downtown streetscaping project. Clearwater has pretty much wrapped up the project, but why are these 4-foot-tall balls in the middle of Cleveland Street?
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Jennelle Scroggins, 28, seen here with her 16-month-old daughter, Marley, is co-owner of Nature's Rose florist on Cleveland Street. "I really don't know what they're about," she says of the 12 spheres. Many residents share her puzzlement.

CLEARWATER -- City officials hoped to stir civic pride with their $10-million makeover of Cleveland Street.

But so far they've got confusion.

As in, just what the heck are those 12 giant concrete spheres doing in the medians?

Walk down the newly renovated streets and that's what customers at the local shops are talking about. Some have publicly ridiculed the objects. And several city leaders privately joke about their meaning.

Sure, most say, the palm trees look nice, the flowers are blooming and the new street looks sharp. But what exactly are those 2,000-pound concrete spheres supposed to be?

"I have no clue," said city spokeswoman Joelle Castelli.

They're "bizarre," says long-time resident Bob Gardeski, who owns a small moving company.

"Whose idea was that? They're not attractive whatsoever," said Gardeski. "Maybe we should replace them with plastic balls and fill them with M&Ms. We're Florida. What do we do with concrete balls?"

Jennelle Scroggins, 28, co-owner of Nature's Rose florist on Cleveland, said "I really don't know what they're about."

When pressed about the three sets of four spheres, Mayor Frank Hibbard dodged.

"No is ever going to accuse me of being a designer, so we left that one to professionals," he said.

So what do those balls represent?

Eyeballs?

Beach balls?

The earth?

Actually, nothing, says Frank Bellomo, the landscape architect whose Orlando-based firm designed the project. They're just "bollards," or traffic guards, he said.

"We put them there to make sure people wouldn't jump the curb and run into the planters," he said. "There's nothing special about them."

What about the rest of the four-block project from Myrtle Avenue west to Osceola Avenue? Just what is the downtown getting for its money?

The stretch kicks off at Myrtle with two 26-foot tall concrete columns welcoming visitors. More than 50 Medjool date palms line the newly paved sidewalks. There's also four medians that include planters, young oak trees and, of course, the 4-foot-tall balls. Further west, landscapers have planted crape myrtles to add color to the block.

As for the bollards, Bellomo said they may look out of place now, but once the trees fill out and public art is placed in the medians "it will all come together."

In the meantime, he said, "I knew people would talk about it."

At 5:30 p.m. today city leaders will flip the switch for the holiday lighting. The event kicks off in front of the Royalty Theatre and features free cocoa, coffee and cookies. In addition, a live jazz band will play holiday tunes. And Santa is even expected to join in on the lighting and a free screening of Polar Express.

Huh? What the heck are they?

Here are our best guesses, but let us know what you think at northpin@sptimes.com:

  • The planet Jupiter
  • Tuffets
  • Giant hairballs coughed up by monster cats
  • Memorial to geometry
  • Holiday ornaments
  • Matzoh balls
  • Petrified dinosaur eggs
  • Really big paper weights
  • Really small condos
IF YOU GO: Holiday kickoff
At 5:30 p.m. today, city leaders will flip the switch for the holiday lighting. The event kicks off in front of the Royalty Theatre and features free cocoa, coffee and cookies. In addition, a live jazz band will play holiday tunes. And Santa is even expected to join in on the lighting and a free screening of Polar Express.

[Last modified November 30, 2007, 02:38:57]


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by barb 12/20/07 03:01 PM
Maybe the balls are compensation so the city can feel good about itself. You know, caving in to a predatory cult can make you feel pretty small. Neuticles?
by Norle 12/05/07 06:42 PM
The question should be, who was PAID for producing these eyesores? Mmmm, could it be a Scientology-run company?
by MICK 12/01/07 12:43 AM
CALL THEM WHAT THEY REALLY ARE.... ODD BALLS
by Judy 11/30/07 07:47 PM
SO UGLY!!!! Clearwater used to be so beautiful, well lighted, shops open late, but things have changed radically since the Scientologists have taken over. Is there anyway we can get Old Clearwater back????? Any ideas?? this is wasteful & Sad!!!
by BOB 11/30/07 03:08 PM
How much more of this waste of taxpayers money has to occur before people finally wake up and get rid of moronic politicans like Hibbard. First it was his waste of millions on the rotary water sunamii, now its concrete balls that he can't explain.
by me 11/30/07 01:27 PM
I saw the article title and thought they wrote about me!
by DCF 11/30/07 12:32 PM
Hey, Clearwater Can you get up the Scientologists rear ends any further..LOL
by jackie o 11/30/07 10:58 AM
They were left by the all powerful XENU as scientologists continue their takeover. Those that have attained "CLEAR" know all.As with the pods in "Body Snatchers", we must now watch for any strange behavior in city officials,be it balls or ballpark.
by David 11/30/07 10:15 AM
My wife had a great suggestion: Do a fundraiser and let local artists paint them - kind of like the manatees, but these would be turtle eggs or dino eggs, or hairballs, whatever! Anything is better than letting them look the way they do!
by Gina 11/30/07 09:32 AM
Those balls were designed to slow down Nick Bollea.
by David 11/30/07 09:31 AM
Say what you want about those ugly one ton balls in the middle of the road in Clearwater, but since they were installed Nick Bollea has not had any car crashes.
by Al 11/30/07 08:22 AM
They're eggs, as in: The City has laid an egg here. What they have done to the historic former downtown is a travesty. They're monuments, as in: They are a monumental waste of tax money. Let's stop calling this area "downtown." It ain't. The mall is.
by George 11/30/07 08:02 AM
Typical Frank Hibbard.Duck and weave,but spend that money on crap.Way to go Frank,Another waste of tax dollars at your doorstep.I am so glad we have people like you in office(sarcasm).This is typical idiocy and mismanagement by the city.Boneheads.
by David 11/30/07 07:43 AM
Giant balls, huh? Maybe the symbolically represent what the City Commission is lacking.
by Lawrence 11/30/07 07:24 AM
They're "orbs", not balls! They're bad "art-deco" circa 1956, a design right up there with the Ford Edsel as far as popularity... Another example of Clearwater City Council approving a project without ever examining its pro's and con's. Embarrassing!
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