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Family Movie Guide
By STEVE PERSALL
© St. Petersburg Times,
published August 16, 2001
The Family Movie Guide should be used along with the Motion Picture Association of America rating system for selecting movies suitable for children. Only films rated G, PG or PG-13 are included in this weekly listing, along with occasional R-rated films that may have entertainment or educational value for older children with parental guidance. Films are categorized as "recommended" for family viewing, "recommended with reservations" and "not recommended" for family viewing, with a description of content that led to that categorization. Compiled by St. Petersburg Times film critic Steve Persall.
RECOMMENDED
Cats & Dogs C+
(PG) -- The rivalry between canines and felines goes high tech, with talking animals involved in spy games. No profanity, nudity or sexual themes. Violence is mostly slapstick, but it's occasionally disturbing to see household pets catapulted into the air or smashing into walls and telephone poles. Parents should remind children that Fido and Whiskers at home can't do those tricks.
Journey Into Amazing Caves A
(Not rated, probably PG) -- True-life perils of scientists exploring caverns are expanded into IMAX proportions at the Museum of Science and Industry in Tampa. Nothing objectionable, though tense situations and the sensory overload of IMAX-size sight and sound could upset some viewers. Overall, a fine documentary filmed underneath Arizona, Greenland and Mexico.
The Princess Diaries B-
(G) Nothing objectionable about this Disney confection, starring Anne Hathaway as an awkward teenager who learns she's royalty. Garry Marshall's movie is shamelessly old-fashioned, showcasing teens without vices and Mary Poppins herself -- a.k.a Julie Andrews -- as a Pygmalion-style teacher for the budding princess.
Shrek B
(PG) A gently mocking animated fairy tale about an ogre (voice of Mike Myers) rescuing a spellbound princess (Cameron Diaz). Viewers will hear a few mild profanities and sexual innuendoes that will sail over the heads of children. Violence is minimal, although some effects might frighten youngsters. Shrek is short (89 min.) and sweet.
RECOMMENDED WITH RESERVATIONS
American Outlaws C
(PG-13) -- The legends of Jesse James and Cole Younger are revisited in this Western adventure. The MPAA rating is due to several scenes of gunfight and dynamite violence, plus a few flirty saloon girls. Mild profanity.
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within C
(PG-13) -- The popular video game becomes the most lifelike animated film produced so far. The story is pure science-fiction hogwash with plenty of outer space violence. Creating "actors" that look this genuine is impressive. No nudity or sex, but Dr. Aki Ross (voice of Ming Na) is another in the Lara Croft vein of shapely heroines in skintight costumes. Mild profanity.
Jurassic Park III C+
(PG-13) -- Children love dinosaurs, and most don't mind being frightened by them, judging from the appeal of the first two Jurassic Park movies. This one contains more prehistoric creatures and science fiction violence than either preceding film. Several intense dinosaur confrontations could inspire nightmares in sensitive children. Otherwise, it's the same roar-and-rumble fun as the original.
Legally Blonde B-
(PG-13) -- Dumb-blond stereotypes are the root of this college-age comedy starring Reese Witherspoon. The image of blonds takes a beating until one sorority queen (Witherspoon) wows the professors at Harvard Law School. Moderate profanity and a few sex-related wisecracks, but no nudity or violence.
Osmosis Jones B
(PG) -- Lively blend of Bill Murray and animated, irreverent lessons in human anatomy. Chris Rock is the voice of a white blood cell pursuing a deadly virus (Laurence Fishburne). No profanity, nudity or violence, just loads of crude humor about biological processes, at least those with PG-friendly body fluids. It's all in good, gross-out fun that some parents may not appreciate.
Planet of the Apes B+
(PG-13) -- Tim Burton's re-invention of the 1968 sci-fi classic contains more violence than the original, with some scenes rivaling the scary potential of Jurassic Park III. Mild profanity and a smidgen of sensuality.
Rat Race B+
(PG-13) -- Madcap blend of It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World and Cannonball Run with ensemble loonies chasing $2-million in a cross-country race. Much of the humor is naughty with moderate profanity and few sexually themed punchlines. But they fly at the audience so fast that young viewers may not notice. Brief nudity for laughs. Recommended for ages 13 and older.
NOT RECOMMENDED
A.I. Artificial Intelligence B
(PG-13) -- Steven Spielberg's futuristic twist on Pinocchio, with a robot child (Haley Joel Osment) yearning to be a real, live boy. The movie is too long (145 min.) and complex for small children, with gruesome images of maimed androids to inspire nightmares. Sexual situations include a robotic male prostitute (Jude Law) at work. Moderate profanity. Mature themes include mortality issues and social allegories that may sail past youngsters.
America's Sweethearts B
(PG-13) -- Julia Roberts, Catherine Zeta-Jones and John Cusack form an unlikely Hollywood love triangle in this adult-minded comedy. Mild slapstick violence and moderate profanity, plus some crude humor and sexually charged material. Inside jokes about movie studio egos won't register with many children, and mature themes including infidelity could raise uncomfortable questions for parents.
Rush Hour 2 C-
(PG-13) -- Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker team again for a crude-humored, violent cop adventure. Many of the jokes are steeped in racial stereotypes and sexism. Violence is mostly of the martial arts variety, with some gunfire and explosions added for good measure. Moderate profanity, brief rear nudity and sexual situations, including a brothel visit.
The Others B
(PG-13) -- This ghost story starring Nicole Kidman doesn't contain any violence, profanity, nudity and only a brief bit of sensuality. However, the plot hinges upon issues of child endangerment and mortality that could upset younger viewers. Slow pacing won't satisfy them, either, in a film that doesn't resort to cheap, crowd-pleasing shocks.
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